I'd just eaten up my last chili dog,
So I went to Mobius by going 'cross the bog.
I knew that Sonic surely knew
How to get a new supply and eat it too.
So I traced that hedgehog down;
As soon as he saw me frown,
He stopped and asked: "Whatcha want from me?"
I told him my entire plea:

Bring me a chili dog,
Bring me a chili dog,
Bring me a chili dog;
Where's that chili dog that's as big as a log?

He gave a long face and then said with a sigh:
"As much as I love them, they are all gone today
'Cos Robotnik stole them to his place;
And if he sees me, he will eat my face."
Said I: "I will go with you
'Cos chili dogs unite us two;
Never will he steal from us again."
So we did make this our refrain:

"Bring us two chili dogs,
Bring us two chili dogs,
Bring us two chili dogs;
To Robotnik's lair! let us never fear." (Repeat)

"We can't wait to eat;
Else 'tis too late to eat.
'Til we're there, let's keep our eyes
On the fart-inducing prize."

So we journeyed to Robotnik's evil place;
Sonic's homie Tails helped us keep our pace.
Many travails awaited on the way;
Ev'ry day felt like Judgement Day.

"Bring us three chili dogs,
Bring us three chili dogs,
Bring us three chili dogs;
Chili-cheese makes franks make you wanna give thanks.

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