Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "KFC Always Repeats"
Original Song Title:
"History Never Repeats"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Split Enz
Parody Song Title:
"KFC Always Repeats"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
KFC repeats three times to be exact... as this is the third in our (long awaited?) Chicken Trilogy - KFC, Learning to Fry and now KFC Always Repeats. ;-)
KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
Eat way too much - a slight regret
The cost by morn - I'll know stomach upset
And my backside it is aglow
I'd washed it down with some Bordeaux
And egg foo yung - oh woe is me!
But anyway that's KFC
(I say) KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
Now I've got an oxygen debt
And just at four I wake in a cold sweat
It may make me display soft stool
It's more potent than hot jet fuel
Tomorrow rump will be irate
I need to drink Kaopectate
KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
And so I writhe - turning in the dark
It's creeping on towards a burn of heart
KFC always repeats
KFC always repeats
Deep in the night it's so obscene
I lie awake feeling unclean
Talking about digestive glands
My intestines will not expand
KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
And there's a burn building in my heart
Leading me on towards a great big f___
Always repeats
Always repeats
Always repeats
Bowel gives way
I smell myself before I go to sleep
Eat way too much - a slight regret
The cost by morn - I'll know stomach upset
And my backside it is aglow
I'd washed it down with some Bordeaux
And egg foo yung - oh woe is me!
But anyway that's KFC
(I say) KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
Now I've got an oxygen debt
And just at four I wake in a cold sweat
It may make me display soft stool
It's more potent than hot jet fuel
Tomorrow rump will be irate
I need to drink Kaopectate
KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
And so I writhe - turning in the dark
It's creeping on towards a burn of heart
KFC always repeats
KFC always repeats
Deep in the night it's so obscene
I lie awake feeling unclean
Talking about digestive glands
My intestines will not expand
KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
And there's a burn building in my heart
Leading me on towards a great big f___
Always repeats
Always repeats
Always repeats
Bowel gives way
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Great song, great parody ! Had a good old laugh..... !
I think this is the First bodily funtion parody from the dynamic duo. Getting low on material? I'm not at all familiar with the original song or artist. But your stuff is always a fun read.
No WM, we've also done All I Have to Eat is Beans" and "Filled Up on Baked Beans" Both got hit rather badly by the 'one guy' tho... :-(
Cheer up Dynamic duo! Everything you touch turns to gold. You two cook with gas (or without) Guess I should brush up on my history.
This is your third go at KFC - no matter how hard you try you're not putting me off it! P.S. Good lyrics
Heh... My dad owns several kfc stores.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/splitenz0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1347
