Mauve (a parody of Gold by Spandau Ballet).


Thank you for calling me.
To assist in redecorating your home.
I will give this place a look that suits you.
Such tiny closet space.
Looks like such a disgrace.
There's no organic workflow, it's obscene.
It's not too bad, but ugh..deliver me from LL Bean.
Expand this place so it's not so small.
Give it a color that I know you'll just love.

Mauve.
That's the color I want, it's mauve.
I didn't know you could read my mind.
So of my clients can do that, you know.
But you know what I like.

Cause you picked mauve.
Always the best choice.
You can learn a lot from me.
You've got my back here.
Follow me, I know what's in.

'you got style', that's what my clients say.
Refined tastes and fashion sense so fine.
All my suits, custom made to be divine.
And i've got something that you'll really love.
I've had many roles and jobs, but I majored in chemistry.
Blue-green darling, that's veridian.


I will make-over and redo this place.
Because i'm your guru on the case.

Now he's in love with you, he's in love with you
Redo this place starting with these walls.

And you're gonna love it all, love it all.


Mauve.

That's the color I want, it's mauve.

I didn't know you could read my mind.

So few of my clients can do that, you know.

But you know what I like.

Cause you picked mauve.

Always the best choice.

Mauve.


I'm glad that you've chosen me.
There's a lot you're going to learn.
Especially with me around.
Always the best choice.

Redo this place starting with these walls
And you're gonna love it all, love it all.
That's the color I want, it's mauve.
I didn't know you could read my mind.

So few of my clients can do that, you know.
But you know what I like.

I might consider this my star turn.
And it's something you're gonna learn.
This place will be incomporable.
Always mauve, always the best choice.

Mauve, always the best choice.
Mauve, mauve.
Mauve, mauve, mauve.