Song Parodies -> "Boss Me Like a Servant, Ma'am"

Original Song Title:

"Rock You Like a Hurricane"

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Original Performer:

"Boss Me Like a Servant, Ma'am"

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The Lyrics

In case you don't recall, the original contained the immortal lines: "The bitch is hungry/ She needs to tell/ So give her inches/ And feed her well...." Ah, romance. Let's check in on our swaggering love machine and his little "bitch" a few years down the road, shall we?

It's early morning
She's feeling HOT
I fan with palm leaves
It hits the spot

She says she needs me
She needs me bad
To scrub the toilets
And bathe her dad

The boss is hungry
She needs a treat
So give her choc'late
Then rub her feet

Her Sprite is low and
She'd like a massage
And when you're done you'll
Clean the garaaage

Here I am
Boss me like a servant, ma'am
Here I are
Say you'll let me wash your car

My body is burning
It starts to shout
(I'm laying tile and
It's time to grout)

I'm all worn out but
She's filled with desire
For someone to use her
Washer and dryer

The TV's calling
I have to go
It's time for my
Favorite show

She's shaking her head
She's down on her knees
That's right, she wants me
To help find her keys

Here I am
Boss me like a servant, ma'am
Here I be
Would you like a cup of tea?
Here I is
Now may I please take a whizz?
Here I am
Married as a little lamb

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Phil Alexander - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Marvellous, Claude - very cleverly constructed, indeed :-)

Adagio - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment

That's a big "hehe". 5's

Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Hmm...maybe Spaff is channeling you...super job, Claude.

Know 1 can hear you dream - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Marriage means commitment. But, well, so does insanity!

John Barry - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good. Now, get off your ass and write more!

Dee Range - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment

I don't usually vote on songs I don't know, but the read here is too funny not to leave some 5's. Very funny, Claude!

Billy Florio - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL nice job

Claude Prez - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks everybody

Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment

You da bitch. I love how you've turned all the hot desires and urges into something more approaching reality. And if I'm channeling you (as Johnny DD says), you'd better change the channel, 'cause all I get anymore is HGTV.

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