Really wish I could see a way for me to shift
Any blame for this off of me but there's jack to see
Crude substitute is now needed for this base task
Have to look like such a dweeb, not one towel on the rack

Flannel by flannel
Flannel by flannel

Tiny squares all over the drippin' twit that's me
It's not fixin' my foolishness, just makin' me
Drier than that dude ten minutes ago, damn
Who never thought that he'd ever need fifty flannels, man

Flannel by flannel
Flannel by flannel

Can't say I didn't notice the rack empty
This is a no-door kind of shower, obstruction-free (flannel by flannel)
Steam just affects the mirror, you can see (flannel by flannel)
Or rather I see how there's gaps blatantly

Feelin' pretty pissy and that's really not helped
By the fact that I cannot seem to track perfectly
Which ones are fresh and which ones have been soaked real bad
Eyes are still a bit soap-y, back to square one, I'm mad

Flannel by flannel
Flannel by flannel
Flannel by flannel
Flannel by flannel

You'd think I would remember quite easily
When my towel's in need of replacin', not that thick, geez (flannel by flannel)
The towels on the main rack add up to three (flannel by flannel)
When the biggest one's missin', clear as can be
Hell, I managed to notice the floor towel, geez
Got out a new one quick and simple, yet didn't see (flannel by flannel)
The main one, panicked, now in a dumb scene (flannel by flannel)
It's too far to the airer where my towel's clean