Song Parodies -> "Crude-Thought Parader"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Operator"

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Original Performer:

"Crude-Thought Parader"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Granted, Howard Stern's humor might seem crude to some people - but it's exactly because of Howard's sense of humor that I think Howard himself would get a good laugh from this parody about him and his show.

He's laughing at another girl
And saying that he'd do her, too
Facing high stakes
Ratings must make
His show's on seven channels now
Cool talk strife
Sleazy folks and booby jokes
Howard Stern's guys
Heaven help him, when he falls
Long-haired guy, Howard boy
He groove on air with maximum hair
He's not very coy
Every night gets ratings right
Howard requires
Meatmarket liars
For higher heights

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When Howard says "Take off your pants"
His show's never-ending
It blows out like farts

That Howard Stern -
He's a crude-thought parader
Crude thought parader
Crude-thought parader
Crude thought parader

Coast to coast
LA to Chicago
Howard's on
Across the north and south
To Key Largo
Ratings strong

Blow by blow
Howard Stern's show
He always talks and he's the boss
Yet needs the dough

A license to joke
Endurance on air
Jokes about mammaries and strange underwear
He wears dark sunglasses
And has curly hair

Oh what a clown -
He's a crude-thought parader
Crude thought parader
Crude-thought parader
Crude thought parader

Coast to coast
LA to Chicago
Stern's the guy
Across the north and south
To Key Largo
Ratings high

Crude-thought parader, Crude thought parader

Crude-thought parader, Crude thought parader

Crude-thought parader, Crude thought parader

Crude-thought parader, Crude thought parader

Crude-thought parader, Crude thought parader

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Peregrin - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Clever use of words there JD

Michael Pacholek - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Can't stand Howard, liked the parody. After all, traveling twice with Howard's sound, it's easy to get Sterned.

Leah Lockhart - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Since I can't relate to the JFK dialogue, I thought I would share that I was listening to Howard Stern on my way to work when I first heard what was happening on 9-11. Yes, there were crude jokes, and then suddenly "we interrupt this program." So that's my big flashback memory. And I truly enjoyed your parody.

Johnny D - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you Peregrin, Michael, and Leah.

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