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Song Parodies -> "Haymonds Lawyers"
Original Song Title:
"Tom Sawyer"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rush
Parody Song Title:
"Haymonds Lawyers"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Boy
The Lyrics
A group of attorneys
Winning their case
Haymonds Lawyers
Laugh at your face
They get all their moneys earned
Plantiffs fall and will get burned
With Judge Judy, they give shame
Also Judge Mills Lane
The judges
Make lawyers cry visciously
Drive those bad guys up the trees
Get the ruling, they are fooling
Ladys in the booths are always drooling
They win this, they win this
Money for your jeep
Walking tall with pride
Todays bad lawyers
Lie and try to win
But the Haymonds come
And you won't win
They get you money for your rent
Sewing the whole government
Sew someone cause your cars bent
In the court room they all went
And you won
Make lawyers cry visciously
Drive those bad guys up the trees
Get the ruling, they are fooling
Ladys in the booths are always drooling
They win this, they win this
Money for your jeep
Walking tall with pride
Go sew Damon
Just call John Haymond
We all fight for you
With the data that we plan
We get fake i.d.'s so we finish up our scam
Winning their case
Haymonds Lawyers
Laugh at your face
They get all their moneys earned
Plantiffs fall and will get burned
With Judge Judy, they give shame
Also Judge Mills Lane
The judges
Make lawyers cry visciously
Drive those bad guys up the trees
Get the ruling, they are fooling
Ladys in the booths are always drooling
They win this, they win this
Money for your jeep
Walking tall with pride
Todays bad lawyers
Lie and try to win
But the Haymonds come
And you won't win
They get you money for your rent
Sewing the whole government
Sew someone cause your cars bent
In the court room they all went
And you won
Make lawyers cry visciously
Drive those bad guys up the trees
Get the ruling, they are fooling
Ladys in the booths are always drooling
They win this, they win this
Money for your jeep
Walking tall with pride
Go sew Damon
Just call John Haymond
We all fight for you
With the data that we plan
We get fake i.d.'s so we finish up our scam
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Decent pacing, good match of topic and original song..5's all round, but what people do in court is "sue" each other, not "sew"!
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