Now...there's a rack-meat lover
And a gnome undercover
And a dork....Yes, we know it's Ray!
And you ain't seen nothin'
Til Ray starts the discussion
And they call this a "Great Debate?"

Now where's our dear leader
He's a real crowd pleaser
So far I am taking the piss!
But the 'mate-thing'....Love it?
Shake my hand? You can shove it!
I'd rather trust a terrorist.....(I KID!)

He starts singing
With OZ in ruin
About the Budget and all of the spare.
Singin..."A little diddle with Costello...who can fiddle...
And every year we can come up spare!

Johnny took a big chance
With the private school stance
Who really needs education today?
"Ain't me whoo kneads a skoolin...
Publick skools...so well we are doin...
And whoo reely kneads to spell their own name?"

Don't tell me to...
Vote this way!
Not today!
Have your say!
On who's okay!
I'm not going to...
Vote for Ray!
Ban hairspray!
Donkey vote today!
It's rigged anyway!
Just check those preferences!

School Bell Beazley
In a stretchy kind of fabric!
Little burnt deliverin' your policies
It was a wee, young laddie
A young Liberal shocker!
And I wonder where Johnny's hand could be?
Just a silver spoon loser
Even hate him like a Brady!
Oh joy...here is something I missed...
In fact...your next-door neighbour
Is a supporter....and a wanker
And I'll give the world just a little hint...MIDGET!

The votes start swingin' to the boy who is cool...
Is that defeat I smell in the air?
Singing.."Hey..fiddle riddles...with no meaning in the middle..."
HEY! I was thinkin' like a PM heir!
So take a big chance...on November Tenth
And dismiss those who aren't willing to stay!
HeTalkinCrazy...you ain't foolin'....cause I know what Johnny's doin'...
And who wants Costello to win that way?