There’s some hedge fund scheming twits
On a short selling blitz
Up and down the wall street floor
But the red,-dits have a new trick
It makes them sweat much they feel sick
The stonks will show it
They really will show it now

It’s just a Game stop, Game stop, acquisition
Game stop, Game stop, acquisition

Boomer pundits need a new scapegoat (Melvin!)
Investors all connote
Here’s some more to follow
AMC Theatres, Dogecoin also
Bull rush, Game stop acquisition
Game stop, Game stop acquisition

What’s this Robinhood trying to do?
Halt all trades? Like some financial coup?
Looks familiar? Just like two thousand eight
With this bipartisan support it’s all great
Game stop, game stop acquisition
Game stop, game stop acquisition

When all these businesses can’t open
It’s gonna raise main street of all that was stolen
Rocket emojis still drawn
After billions are gone
Forget wall street

Oh well, well, well, well
Game stop, game stop acquisition
Game stop, game stop acquisition
Game stop, game stop acquisition
Game stop, game stop acquisition