Into the discos
From top of the charts
Into the concerts
And on the tv
They write no trax
They write no lines
You and me heard better tunes
Now watch billboard chart and I wish there wasn't crap
Teenies say it would never take an end
So this is a boy group band

Take that N'sync come and go
Bloody, rip-off just doing the show
They meet no kids
They write no lines
Wrapped inside the plastic sports dress
Now they sing a boring line but fans break out in tears
Teenies say it would never take an end
So this is a boy group band

Came from Backstreets
So called Boys
Soon our favorite
Could be Nick
They got crappy vids
They write no lines
They must not f**k
They have no time
Now sing a boring line and they're nealy gone and done at this time
Teenies say it would never take an end
So this is a boy group band

Jackson 5 once were one
Bloody, rip-off just doing the show
They have no dates
They have no time
They must not f**k
They write no line
Now they sing a boring line and they're nealy gone and done at this time
Teenies say it would never take an end
So this is a boy group band

Take your children while you can
But there's nothing they will like
They want tears and they want stars
Millennium they call the new one
They want Nick and BSB

This is a boy group band