How can they bee purr-miss-able?
Exceptions knot predictable, know no
This language it is mystical
Stress is on the wrong syl-LA-ble

And now dont ewe forget, definitions of set*
I digress and regret, it's like Russian Roulette
It used two make cents to me, but now i say that

English is illogical
English izn't logical

My spelling is so horrible, yep
Not very understandable
The Ant is incorrigible
My righting indiscernable

It is " I " before " E ", except after a " C "
The words " caffeine " and " eight ", are exceptions we make
it used to make since 2 me, butt now i say that

English iz illogical
English iz illogical

English is illogical
( its knot phine, theres no tellin where the grammer went )
English is illogical
) least it rimes, there's no other way I know (

It's educational, and now I'm taking pause
But I"m still spelling like aye always spelt B4
No grammar promises, not finding n-e laws
It used to make sence too me, but now eye sight that

English is illogical
( won moor thyme, theres no tell-in just how far its bent )
English is illogical
( blows mie mind, I've no other way to go )

( solo uv flipping threw pages looking fore werds I don't know )

The methods R sew fallable
The proof is irrefutable,
o, O, 0, oh, ooh, 'o, oh?
I'm completely dissable
Lives lives indistinguishable

Conjugating of verbs, and that aint ain't a word
Past tense of hear is "heard", but with cattle it's "herd"
It used ta make sense ta me, but now I said that

English is illogical
English is illogicle
She's sew fine, there's no telling where that rulebook's went
English isn't logical
The word "went", that's the past tense of go?
Spelling time, there's no telling where my gramma went
English is illogical
My lament, There's know other weigh tu go

English is illogical !