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Song Parodies -> "Addicted to Bud ( Marijuana)"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted to love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Addicted to Bud ( Marijuana)"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

I have a few friends who smoke regualrly, perhaps a bit too much. I tried it once but didn't exhale! ( Clinton joke fools! just kidding). This song is dedicated to all ( insert any of the 100+ names here for pot)smokers/growers out there.
Grows lights are on, your homegrown
Phat bud, from seeds you've sown
Your house stinks, of the sweetest kind
One hit will blow your mind

You can sleep, and you can eat
If there's doubt, hold it deep
Your throat is tight but don't forget to breath
Passed out is not we need

Whoa, you like to think your immune to the smoke, oh yeah
Closer to the truth, can't get enough
Gonna have to smoke it you're addicted to bud

You see the signs, but you don't heed
Eyes crossed while planting seeds
Little plants in no time
Another hit, lose track of time, from Delta-9
THC
Marijuana's same as trees
If there's some left for you
I don't mind if you choose

Whoa, you like to think you're immune to the buzz, oh yeah
Closer to the truth to say
" Nobody's ever died from smoking some bud"

Gonna have to face it your addicted to bud
Might as well say it that you're smoking some bud ( repeat 5x)

The black lights on, but your not close
Ditch weed that shit is gross
You crave food of any kind
Another hit and you'll be fine

Whoa, you wish to think it's legal to smoke, don't yaa?
Closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
Know you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to bud
Might as well smoke it you addicted to weed
Might as well roll it without any seeds
Might as well eat it pot brownies
Isomerize that worthless CBD
Might as well take a bong hit you're addicted to bud.

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 16

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Carol - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
YEAH!!
Red Ant - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Finally, a comment! I think on this particular topic that people will more than likely not leave comments because people will think they do/grow pot, but a simple YEAH!! will suffice for moe on this one.
Red Ant - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Uh, that was supposed to be me not moe. I swear I am not high right now, just tired as hell.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
A parody about drugs. How original (!). Pacing's so-so. The rhymes are the only positive aspect of this average parody
Red Ant - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks DAK. The pacing on this was sorta-intentionally off, as a pothead would have written it ( which I am not ). Thanks for the rhymes mention.
Stephen aka Step-chan - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
555. Reminds me of my sis and her husband. Heh, heh, huh, huh.
Red Ant - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan.
Ash - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought it was very kind.
addictedtobud - June 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Man, I'm so happy you wrote this. I had the phrase, googled it, and saw you already did the leg work. Good show.

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