Your logic's gone
You're not yourself
Your mind
Is on the shelf

Your green piss
Is boiling now
You take a leak
And you say "OW!"

You can't eat
Your plomik soup
You can't sit
And pass a poop

Your throat is tight
You can't breathe
Some Vulcan air
Is what you need

Whoa -- you like to think that meditation will help -- oh yeah

Exactly seven years ago you felt this bizarre
You know you're gonna have to face it
You've been hit with Pon Farr

You're seein' stars
Inside your head
You get no rest
When you're in bed

You can't stand
On shaky feet
You're feelin' like Tribbles in heat
Oh yeah in heat

Your hormones rave
Vulcan women
Are what you crave
There's just no
Logic left
In your mind
You're bereft

Whoa -- you like to think that playing your harp will help -- oh yeah

Exactly seven years ago you felt this bizarre
You know you're gonna have to face it
You've been hit with Pon Farr

Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr


( instrumental )


Your Vulcan nose
Is stuffed with snot
Your blood
Is green and hot

Your heart sweats
Your teeth grind
A Vulcan kiss
Would blow your mind

Whoa -- you like to think your Star Fleet training will help -- oh yeah

Exactly seven years ago you felt this bizarre
You know you're gonna have to face it
You've been hit with Pon Farr

Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr