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Song Parodies -> "(The Song Is) 'Mer And Pippable'"
Original Song Title:
"Simply Irresistable"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Robert Palmer
Parody Song Title:
"(The Song Is) 'Mer And Pippable'"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
god I want this to be two chicks and they end up in a threesome with me...or I'm the biggest fool this side of .. well over this side anyway
those two are never visible
their gender not discernible
sexually mythical
the flirting is reciprocal
they are hobbits of course, a parodial force
the chalupas they win, I always endorse
this song seems to be, a quick reminder,
the song is mer and pippable
their writing is powerful huh
a laugh is unavoidable
are they girl or boy-da-ble?
their game is quite annoyable
are they ugly with paws? or like vultures with claws?
I bet their beauty has awe, I'll surrender because
this song seems to be, a quick reminder,
the song is mer and pippable
song is mer and pippable
( girls or guys, there's no tellin and they've not said)
song is mer and pippable
( girls or guys, there's no tellin and they've not said)
it's unavoidable, it makes me take a fall
they think I'm good in bed, or so they said before
all my dreams and promises, they better not have balls
this song seems to be, a quick reminder,
the song is mer and pippable
song is mer and pippable
( girls or guys, there's no tellin and they've not said)
song is mer and pippable
( girls or guys, there's no tellin and they've not said)
their writing undeniable
if female are they pliable?
my viagra makes them tryable
I hope the sheets are dryable
are they ugly with paws? or like vultures with claws?
I bet their beauty has awe, I'll surrender because
this song seems to be, a quick reminder,
the song is mer and pippable
their gender not discernible
sexually mythical
the flirting is reciprocal
they are hobbits of course, a parodial force
the chalupas they win, I always endorse
this song seems to be, a quick reminder,
the song is mer and pippable
their writing is powerful huh
a laugh is unavoidable
are they girl or boy-da-ble?
their game is quite annoyable
are they ugly with paws? or like vultures with claws?
I bet their beauty has awe, I'll surrender because
this song seems to be, a quick reminder,
the song is mer and pippable
song is mer and pippable
( girls or guys, there's no tellin and they've not said)
song is mer and pippable
( girls or guys, there's no tellin and they've not said)
it's unavoidable, it makes me take a fall
they think I'm good in bed, or so they said before
all my dreams and promises, they better not have balls
this song seems to be, a quick reminder,
the song is mer and pippable
song is mer and pippable
( girls or guys, there's no tellin and they've not said)
song is mer and pippable
( girls or guys, there's no tellin and they've not said)
their writing undeniable
if female are they pliable?
my viagra makes them tryable
I hope the sheets are dryable
are they ugly with paws? or like vultures with claws?
I bet their beauty has awe, I'll surrender because
this song seems to be, a quick reminder,
the song is mer and pippable
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Malky - Maybe some day you'll get your wish and then you can particiPIPable. Nice job.
what a sexy song!
I'd advise only Merrying Pippin....
Not shy, at your whim
Mer Brandybuck that's him
Got two or both trimmed?
Pippin Tooky that's him...
Want to shell them until they uncoil? Meet you on the banks of the turbid Amazon... ;-)
Mer Brandybuck that's him
Got two or both trimmed?
Pippin Tooky that's him...
Want to shell them until they uncoil? Meet you on the banks of the turbid Amazon... ;-)
You might wanna be careful whose cheek you grab in that threesome, Mr. Higgins ;-)
Maybe one day Malky, when we are round your way....***
Awww Mal, you know you want us, no matter which sex we are... ;-)
I see my gremlin has come bacl...lol and btw pips.. if one of you is a guy, well. uh actually no I Don't want both of you...lol
Malcolm wants to eat, drink and do Merry, for tomorrow...
Great work!
We all love a mystery!
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