[Chorus: Me]
Manyhills, Manyhills,
Manyhills, won't you submit my strips?
This is Darius Kamron Whitehead, who went out on his trip,
I had some chips, and you put them in dip,
Manyhills, won't you submit my strips?

[Verse 1: Me]
I went to find today's Garfield,
Got in a Postcard site,
Cody Barr must have been an admin,
I found all their comics when he was right.
Well, I went to The Dinosaur Whiteboard too,
Finally found Manyhills,
But I've been finding David Morgan-Mar,
Cause time's been standing still.

[Chorus: Me]
Manyhills, Manyhills,
Manyhills, won't you submit my strips?
This is Darius Kamron Whitehead, who went out on his trip,
I made some chips, while you put them in dip,
Manyhills, won't you submit my strips?

[Verse 2: Me]
On July 17th, 2016,
I went to the Irregular Webcomic forms,
But David said "you've been ignoring things,
And also you're banned from the forms".
I can't get back on Irregular Webcomic now,
I got Roger Fox on a chair.
Now Manyhills, if you don't submit my strips,
Roger Fox will crawl in a Hole for ten years!

[Chorus: Me]
Manyhills, Manyhills,
Manyhills, won't you submit my strips,
This is Darius Kamron Whitehead, who's been going on a trip,
I made some chips, and you filled them with dip,
Manyhills, won't you submit my strips?

[Outro: Me]
Manyhills, Manyhills, (Manyhills, Manyhills)
Manyhills, Manyhills, (Manyhills, Manyhills)
Now, Manyhills, won't you submit my strips?