Nelson's not my friend
Yeah I know,he's always just a bully
But hardly somethin's changed,he ain't hard to beat up
Nelson's got himself problems,and I really thought he sucks

And he's punching Bart with his fists
And he's hating him for his glory,I just know it
And he's kicking him in his groin,one day at school

You know,I thought that I hate Nelson Muntz
I thought that I hate Nelson Muntz
Where can I find a bad boy like that?

I'll play along with that Milhouse
We didn't just give him a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when he starts talkin' trash
I wanna tell him that I hate him,what if Bart is getting smashed

And he's punching Bart with his fists
And he's hating him for his glory,I just know it
And he's kicking him in his groin,one day at school

You know,I thought that I hate Nelson Muntz
I thought that I hate Nelson Muntz
Where can I find a bad boy like that?
Like Nelson Muntz
You said that you hate Nelson Muntz
Where can I find a bad boy
Where can I find a bad boy like that?

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Thought of where he may not find me
Yeah,I'm not funny,I'm not crude in frontlines
Ain't that the way hate's supposed to be

Tell me,where can I find a bad boy like that?

You know,I thought that I hate Nelson Muntz
I thought that I hate Nelson Muntz
Where can I find a bad boy like that?
Like Nelson Muntz
You thought that you hate Nelson Muntz