Lenny has a friend,
Whoa, a Honey that is very well defined
He said she had a change
That is hard to describe
Lenny has a girl that I want to wine & dine!

And I'm scopin' her out with my eyes
And she's got a hot body, I just know it!
And I can't stop dreamin' of her late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Lenny's girl
I wish that I had Lenny's girl
Gonna ask her out, gonna get a piece of ass!

I'm surprised she takes the bait
She starts to change back at her place
You know I feel so dirty when I see her tight caboose
I wanna tell her that I love her, but then she makes her move!

Undo her panties- a surprise!
And she's hung like a donkey, I want to throw up!
And she's holding me in her arms tight, so damn tight!

Was forced to have sex with Lenny's girl
I did it once and then I had to hurl
I DON'T want a woman like THAT!!!

Like Lenny's girl
She's so unnatural
A deceiving woman...
With long legs and nice rack!!!

Now I'm feeling so queer all the time
Wonderin' 'bout my sexuality
Acting funny; with her I've spent some more time
Does this now mean I'm Bi... and is that quite all right???

Tell me, can I love a woman like THAT?

You know I'm now engaged to Lenny's girl
Livin' in a transgender world
I took Lenny's girl
I can't get enough of her ***** that's so fat!!!

Yikes!!!

Took Lenny's girl
She certainly changed my world
I took, I took Lenny's girl!

And I'm lovin' it!!!