Santa is an elf
Yeah, I know he’s quite a bit oversized
But every Christmas eve
He’s up there in the skies
Santa’s got himself a sleigh
and I wanna make it mine

‘Cause it’s moving as fast as light
So it’s gotta have a deflector just like Star Trek
Yeah ‘cause it goes all over the world in just one night

You know
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
How can I get possession of that

I’m sure there’s gotta be a way
A way that I can get my hands on that sleigh
And then I’ll learn its secrets
And I’ll sell ‘em for loot
He’ll never make it past Chicago
With my missiles in pursuit

And I’ll hammer it from the sky
Then I’ll examine all the technology in it
Then I’ll auction it on eBay late, late at night

You know
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
Who wouldn’t want a trophy like that

Like Santa’s sleigh
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
I’d make a set of blueprints
I’d make a mint with blueprints like that

And it carries tons of toys every year
And I’m wondering how that can be
They say it’s held up by Christmas cheer
I say it’s elven technology

Tell me, what would you pay for knowledge like that

You know
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
I want Santa’s sleigh

And now I’ve launched my missiles at it
At Santa’s sleigh
But once again he got away
(I missed) I missed Santa’s sleigh

(Ho ho ho!)