Oh great, I just saw her gut shake
Gaining weight I'll go insane
One night stand is calling late

I guess I can't complain, Even though I'm concerned
I planted my seed, didn't want to succeed
Plead it isn't mine, plead, test, woah, Mine, doh!
dreaming 'bout that screaming
She's up late tonight, scared, right
Mother and her brother, say that I had best love her
While her father wants to smother me all out of spite
Suffer as I'm freaking as I worry from the fury
I'm creeped out at best

Dreaming dreams, Mind is rattled, pumped, weathered, popped
I am on a drink binge. . . .wine . . . .gin,
Pop flow, help my woes, Obligation, little troops
They made it through, Fear itself, on the shelf
I cannot breast feed, That much we've agreed
She says get a pastor, Now I patter
This ain't right, might you think about it, talk about it,
Big bite, light Spirte
Each and every night

My one night stand has told me she's pregnant
My one night stand has told me she's pregnant
My one night stand has told me she's pregnant
hope it's not mine

See the doc, been 8 hours,
I'm distraught, son or daughter
Scream cuss words, absurd,
Said things I'd never heard
Kinda just like she transformed,
She's yearning an ending
Yes, we did procreate,
Through it all she was irate
Breathe a little, Scream a little,
push out, push out
Hear you squeal: Thrust, thrust,
Look though, Oh wow look dear,
Head's here, Looking dazed and I cheer
A sudden rush, a sudden rush, a sudden rush of highs
Whatsername is smiling,
Whatsername is holding it
and so am I

My one night stand gave birth to a baby
My one night stand gave birth to a baby
My one night stand gave birth to a baby (Guess my fears were overblown)
and he is mine

he is mine

I think she may give birth to another (Oh, just look she's having more)
Oh my God, my son may have a brother (Oh, just look she's having more)
Sure enough here he comes, back to labor (This will make a lot of chores)
and they're both mine?

Oh what a sight, This isn't right
The ultrasound must have lied
Babys dropping out her hide,
Pop out two, done right?
David Junior, Next was Nate then
Amy came Once you started,
No breaks, Gonna need more rooms
So chaotic, need narcotics,
What a wreck, . . . Done? . . . Oy!

**Going on in the background**
(She keeps on popping out more)

**Actual Lyrics to my song**
My one night stand gave birth to some triplets
My one night stand gave birth to some triplets
My one night stand gave birth to some triplets
and I need wine

We are now up to four, that's quadruplets
We are now up to four, that's quadruplets
We are now up to four, that's quadruplets
oh I'm not fine

Will you stop, we can't pay for octuplets
Will you stop, we can't pay for octuplets
Will you stop, we can't pay for octuplets
I've lost my mind

I was drunk late one night, now I'm daddy
I was drunk late one night, now I'm daddy
I was drunk late one night, now I'm daddy
Hey what's her name?