Stand, and then play some more Wii (Now face up)
Think of the controller, which way are you holding it?
Stand in a place where you can...(now play Wii)
Think about direction, 'cause you gotta hold it just the right way

If you are confused, look at the screen
Just move the Wii-mote; you'll see what I mean
The Sen-sor Bar...will be on the ground
The Nunchuk...is there...to move you around

So, stand, and then play some more Wii (in the store)
If they will allow it. Make sure you don't smack someone
Stand at that place in the store (where it is)
Watch me with the Wii-mote; I will show you how the controllers work

The Wii...Sports Disc...comes with the console
You can play tennis, or you can just bowl
And, please...when golfing, just keep a firm grip
When you swing the golf club...don't let it slip, or...

Smash! Into the TV screen (it will go)
Now you're in deep doodoo, and you'll have to pay for that
Stand. Please don't say swear-y words (Just shut up)
Hopefully, they'll fix it soon, and you won't have to get your butt sued

[guitar solo]

Now, I could play Wii for hours and hours
This is the reason that they cut the pow-er
Now I...suppose...I should end my song
Besides, they say my turn...is taking too long

Now, stand (Stand!)
(Now your turn)
Leran from what I showed you. Are you up to the challenge now?
Stand (Stand!)
(Now play more)
Hey! You're doin' really good! I see that I have taught you so well

[change in key]
Stand, and then play some more Wii (Now play more)
Think about affection; can I live without the Wii?
Stand in the line at the store (Now you wait)
You'll be here for quite a while; better bring along your DS

[one more change in key]
Wii. I will get one and soon...(I will have)
Wii in my own living room (I can't wait)
On sale at Best Buy in June (Drives me mad)
When I see pictures, I swoon...
For Wii