There once was a feller named Johnny McCain.
It never made sense what he had in his brain.
Every four years he would start his campaign,
And his campaign message was always the same:

"It's me again, voters.
You oughtta elect me, voters.
Run the country the way I want, voters.
From the far left wing (chuckle)!"

The GOP, it was in quite a hole.
Pinned all its hopes on a man named Bob Dole.
As we all know, that was such a mistake,
Ross and McCain made him jump in a lake!

"It's me again, voters.
You shoulda backed me, voters.
Four more years of Clinton, voters?
This isn't what you want!"

They looked in Texas, they found Dubya Bush.
Rallied the voters and made quite a push.
Osama then pulled such a horrible trick,
We all thought we had seen the last of the prick.

"It's me again, voters.
Dubya's screwing up, voters.
He's meddling in Iraq, voters!
You know, I remember Vietnam!"

Then liberal Rudy, he answered the call.
Thought he had Wackoman pinned to the wall.
Thompson and Romney and Mike Huckabee,
They couldn't stop him, and he said with glee:

"It's me again, voters.
I gotcha now, voters!
It's me or Hillary, voters.
You ain't gonna let herrrr win!
And when I get sworn in, voters,
I'm gonna put George Tiller on the Supreme Court,
And Ellen Degeneres, and I'm gonna open up the PORK RESERVES!
I'm gonna have a great old time, voters...."