Love San Francisco, it's cool and it's great
And all the homers hit in the Bay
Let's leave L.A. to the idiots
That town's a little bit too stupid
For any ballplayer who goes that way

Driving down the L.A. Freeway with crappy traffic on both of its sides
Dodgers fans suffering another loss, and Giants fans are laughing

Look everywhere and you'll see the sight of the arrogance from the Dodgers
I hate Walter O'Malley cause he moved a great franchise from the East Coast to the West

From Lasorda to Steve Garvey
From Valenzuela to Piazza
Everybody ought to know
That cause L.A.'s suffering from their mistakes
And O'Malley's roasting down in hell

I hate the Dodgers (We hate 'em!)
I hate the Dodgers (We hate 'em!)

Look at those players, look at those bums
Look at those fans over there, man, they're crying
Look at these owners, there ain't scumbags like them nowhere

Paul LoDuca (We hate him!)
Chavez Ravine (We hate it!)
Dodger Stadium (We hate it!)
Shawn Green (We hate him! We hate him!)

I hate the Dodgers (We hate 'em!)
I hate the Dodgers (We hate 'em!)