Steve skips merrily down the street; he's primed and set to go
Just can't wait; he's got a date with a broad who can't say no

It's your mama, she gave birth to you and raised you up with care
The guys she's had ain't all your dad; I guess he'll have to share

Your mother is quite a slut
Your mother is quite a slut
Yeah your mother's not viewed an unworthy dude
Your mother is quite a slut

Hey -- she did the pool boy too
Your mother is quite a slut

How you think she gonna reach her goal to do every guy in town?
Bedroom needs a revolving door -- take a number and sit down

She'll be with em, in a moment or two, then they get their time in bed
Before they go, parting gift's a new commemorative bobble head

Your mother is quite a slut
Your mother says ride her butt
And another comes on, and another comes on
Another one rides her butt

Hey -- she did a boy scout troop
Your mother is quite a slut

Your mother's some kind of slut, hey hey
Your mother has quite a butt
Your mother don't hide her bust no no
Your mother is likin' lust heyyay whooaawhooaaa

Plenty of ways that you can get a girl when her love needs to be won
You can wine her you can dine her you can buy her pearls or in your mom's case just hop on

Are you healthy? Are you breathing fine? Does your heart still have a beat?
Don't need money; just need a pulse, to sweep her off of her feet -- YOW!

Your mother is quite a slut
Your mother is quite a slut

Please pardon my filth, your mom is a MILF
A Mother I'd Like to (*bleep*)

Hey, when's the postman due?
Your mother is quite a slut