Song Parodies -> "Another One Buys A Duck"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

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Original Performer:

"Another One Buys A Duck"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Here is song Number 4 out of my Weird Al Revisited Project where I parody all of the same songs that Weird Al has parodied and the same topics that Weird Al has discussed ONLY completely mixed up. This one combines Weird Al's "Another One Rides The Bus" with "I Want A New Duck". Enjoy!!!

Steve feeds duckies down at the pond
Now he wants one for a pet
For some strange reason he's awfully fond
Of birds that like to get wet

Are you ready?! Steve! Are you ready for this?!
Do you have at least twenty pounds of duck feed?!
All thanks to his friends these mallards flock
Quackin' like they're in heat!

(Quack! Quack! Quack!
Another one buys a duck!
(Quack! Quack! Quack!)
Another one buys a duck!
And another duck's bought! And another duck's bought!
Another one buys a duck!
Hey! Steve's home is now a zoo!
Another one buys a duck!

How do you think Steve's gonna get along
With a house that's full of ducks?!
In the bathroom his birds make a big splash
And his carpet's full of muck!

Hear 'em quackin' through the day and night
How long can Steve stand that noise?!
In through the doorway more mallards flock
Can't they tell he's annoyed?!

Look out!

(Quack! Quack! Quack!)
Another one buys a duck!
(Quack! Quack! Quack!)
Another one buys a duck!
And another duck comes! And another duck comes!
Another one buys a duck!
Hey! You ducks get a room!
Another one buys a duck!

Hey!
Ooooooh - Watch it!
What the f*ck?!
There's more ducks!
Damn!

Another one buys a duck!
Another one buys a duck!
Another one buys a duck!
Another one buys a duck!

Quack!

There are plenty of ways you can bug a man
And make him freakin' frown
You can slap 'im, You can pinch 'im
But the worse is when he's drownin' in the down!

Duck-ready?! No! Not ready for ducks!
Steve's sending out an angry tweet
In through the doorway more mallards flock
Duck pate's on the menu this week!

(Quack! Quack! Quack!)
Another one buys a duck!
(Quack! Quack! Quack!)
Another one buys a duck!
Hearin' quackin' till dawn! Hearin' quackin' till dawn!
Another one buys a duck!
Hey! Steve has quacked-up too!
Another one buys a duck!

Duck Hunt!
Alright!

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Peter Andersson - October 27, 2020 - Report this comment

Does anyone else of all you parody quacks here remember all the animals in the apartment of Ace Ventura, Pet Detective - or is that just me? Well, for some reason, this parody made me think of that apartment.

Jonathan - October 27, 2020 - Report this comment

a quack-up! 5s

Agrimorfee - October 28, 2020 - Report this comment

Steve is a good name. This is a quackin' good time., 5ers.

Matthias - October 28, 2020 - Report this comment

Steve is the name that Freddie Mercury chose in the original. I'm showing a much lighter side of Steve here... lol

Agrimorfee - October 30, 2020 - Report this comment

I knew that... ;) .

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