Song Parodies -> "More Advantage"

Original Song Title:

"Body Language"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"More Advantage"

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The Lyrics

I'm sure every DM has had one or more of their players do this every single round...

Give me somethin'
I need somethin' (somethin')
Give me a bonus
More rolls (more rolls), more rolls (more rolls)
More rolls (more rolls, more rolls)
I want more rolls

More advantage
More advantage
More advantage

Rules should say somethin' (ahh)
Work with me, yeah-eah (ahh, ohh), need somethin' (ahh, ohh)
I need, yeah-eah (ahh, ohh), a bonus
More rolls

More advantage, ha, ha
Want more advantage
More advantage

I don't want to miss (hhhaa)
This damn orc guy (hhhaa)
I can't hit (bastard)
Not right (hhhaa)
It ain't that much to ask, look at the scene
Character's got the edge in this fight (that's right, hhhaa)
Mmm-mm, ha
Look at me, I've made the case for more advantage
Look at me, a solid case for more advantage, haha
Look at me, look at my case for more advantage
Look at me, the perfect case for more advantage
Need more advantage
Want more advantage, hhhaa
Yeah

You can't stop me, ahh
No way you can stop me (you can't stop me)
Can't (no way) counter-roll me (no chance)
Requests won't stop

Hhhaa

More advantage, hhhaa
More advantage, ohh
More advantage, ahh, yahh
More advantage, yahh
More advantage, oh
More advantage, ohh
More advantage, ahh, ahh-ahh
More advantage, ahh
More advantage

I have not been a DM, so I can't say that any of my players have done this. As a player, though? Guilty as friggin' charged, especially with my rogue so that I can get all the Sneak Attacks I can.

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