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Song Parodies -> "I Want A Baked Brie"
Original Song Title:
"I Want To Break Free"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"I Want A Baked Brie"
Parody Written by:
K. Letterman
The Lyrics
I want a baked brie
I want a baked brie
I want to eat cheese with some fries
Don’t want hot apple pies
I don’t eat fruit
I’ve got to bake brie
Goo flows
To toes, I want a baked brie
Less lactose I love
Less lactose I love with some fresh thyme
It’s no crime to gnaw on cheese wheel
Less lactose I love
Gnosh loaves
Gosh knows less lactose I love
Have girth I must lose
I can’t bend over the way I used to in my youth
When I walk ‘cross the floor
I’ve more bounce than before
But how I want a baked brie, baby
Must chow, I need a baked brie
Moo cow I want more baked brie
My hunger goes on
I just need mouth full
Maybe I’ll pout
Maybe I'll shout
Surely no doubt, tantrum’ll fly
I don’t want no provolone
No scones
Get me baked brie or I’ll groan
It’s frankly, the best cheese
I must have baked brie
I want a baked brie
I want to eat cheese with some fries
Don’t want hot apple pies
I don’t eat fruit
I’ve got to bake brie
Goo flows
To toes, I want a baked brie
Less lactose I love
Less lactose I love with some fresh thyme
It’s no crime to gnaw on cheese wheel
Less lactose I love
Gnosh loaves
Gosh knows less lactose I love
Have girth I must lose
I can’t bend over the way I used to in my youth
When I walk ‘cross the floor
I’ve more bounce than before
But how I want a baked brie, baby
Must chow, I need a baked brie
Moo cow I want more baked brie
My hunger goes on
I just need mouth full
Maybe I’ll pout
Maybe I'll shout
Surely no doubt, tantrum’ll fly
I don’t want no provolone
No scones
Get me baked brie or I’ll groan
It’s frankly, the best cheese
I must have baked brie
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Sounds good- 555!
This could have also been "I Want Some Baked Beans!" Jon?
Deliciously funny
Thank you Rob and John. Leftovers are in the fridge.
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