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Song Parodies -> "My Brother Done Rode A Sheep"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"My Brother Done Rode A Sheep"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Dale walks warily round the barn
Cause he thinks that we don't know
I know I should love family but
I'm ashamed he is my bro
Don't want Tammy, no, won't do Cindy or Chris
Won't do mommy or his sis or the priest
He could have any chick he wants, but
He'd rather have the beast

My brother slept with the sheep
My brother slept with the sheep
In the tool shed they go, we all know he's a hoe
My brother slept with the sheep
Hey, he went out on a lamb
My brother done rode the sheep

Hear what he did to Mary's little lamb
Hit it behind the plow
He took that big, bucking bull by the horns
I know that he had a cow
He was happy, but not satisfied
He needs company to sleep
Makes his way around the barn then it's
Always back to the sheep

Look out!

My brother slept with the sheep
My brother slept with the sheep
And the rooster was shocked, when he saw a new cock
My brother slept with the sheep
Hey, they banned him from the zoo
My brother done rode the sheep

My brother done rode the sheep
My brother done rode the sheep
My brother done rode the sheep
My brother done rode the sheep

When you are way up north, you do a polar bear
Or try to land a moose
You can ride him, slip and slide him
Or come from the back, surprise him with a goose
It might be wrong to come in from behind
But the means justify the ends
And he does not want to be a hog
So he shares the sheep with his friends

Another one rides the sheep
Another one rides the sheep
And another jumps on, and another jumps on
Another one rides the sheep
Hey, I'm gonna get some too
Another one rides the sheep

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 21

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Christie Marie M - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
What have you been up to, you baaaaaaaad boy? LOL!! Couldn't resist that! Sheepishly hilarious satire you wrote! Hope Tommy Turtle sees this. I guarantee he'll get a kick out of this one! Oh, and the last two parodies I wrote are My Steak Is Tough (another Gaga parody, and The Night He Snored (Beatles parody). Been awhile since we spoke and nice to see you writing again. I know I don't write much, but I have some in the works but don't know when I'll submit yet. Enjoyed it lots! "Baa baa black sheep have you any 5's?"
John Barry - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious--especially "out on a lamb."
Christie Marie M - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Correction: I meant to say your bro in the song is one baaaaaaaad boy!! LOL!!
Peter Andersson - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Sty-lish.
Tommy Turtle - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Your brother is a man after my own heart! (having done about twelve or thirteen lamb-poonings myself). A fine addition to the flock. I woold vote you 555.
Mark Scotti - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, Jeff. Did he take him ewe ewe ewe...all the way home? LOL!!!!
Kristof Robertson - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey stranger! This is fab...you sure you're not from New Zealand? I big set of 5s for shtuppin' mutton.
Fiddlegirl - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Great, now *two* parodists on the lamb... ;) Shear delight!
Timmy1000 - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Did you kick him out of the family? It might be strange when he brings her home to meet the family.
TJC's Friend @ FG - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry, sweetie, there are about thirty parodists who have taken sheep shots (so to speak) at least once, and many several times, as so well chronicled by TJC here:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/elvispresley37.shtml
And you thought there was only one! ... It's a no--bull genus of lamberature. The one of whom you speak did *not* devise it, but only followed those greats who had come before him (so to speak). (pbbbbthhh!)
FG @ TJC'sF - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
No disparagement intended, I assure you. Enjoy each and every one that pops up! :D (Where there's a wool, there's a way...)
Jonathan - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
oh my... the rooster line!... 455!
DJ Blaze - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Why are people so sexually attached to sheep? Anyways, great job, and long time no see, Jeff! 555
bobpiecheese - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(Dec 3) Great parody, 555, blah blah blah. Sorry for the rush, but I need to go soak my brain in acid. Maybe my eyes, too...*shudders*
Arwen - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I get that it's funny...but it's still SO gross. Bleah. ; ) Nice work, Jeffy...as usual.
GLen S - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Punny goodness, Jeff. Too many to mention. So many I feel OK deducting some points for 'out on the lamb'. Well done
Silver Power - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Is this another Decathlon entry from the redneck humor/rock category? It's another good one too! 555, and tell your brother to stay away from those sheep.
Chris Frederick - October 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - So, sooo wrong... but very funny, and good pacing, too. (Gotta wonder whether the sheep gets jealous of the cow, bull, rooster, moose, etc., or is just glad to have the night off.)
Mark Scotti - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM Baaaaaaad, just soooo baaaaaad that is soooo good!!!
Guy - October 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Sep-09)

Fave and most surprising line"

"And the rooster was shocked, when he saw a new cock"

You really pulled the wool over on this one. This could be an old Beatles's song

And he loves ewe, And you know that can't be baaaaaad".

Fine write.
Glen S - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
See above, you lamb. Still very punny.
Max Power - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Not baaad
bobpiecheese - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You know what time it is? It's time for me to dunk my brain in bleach again! Fun! 555, I guess...
Phil Alexander - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
:-) or even :-D

...security code "YEZ" seem somehow appropriate. Was it good for ewe?
Arwen - November 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Still grossed out. And still laughing. There aren't many who can do that to me, Jeffy...=)
Stuart McArthur - November 01, 2009 - Report this comment
As Arwen said, grossly funny, Jeff. The "priest/beast" couplet was a killer and for some reason the "sleep/sheep" appealed too. Shear genius - 555
Mark Scotti - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Ewe really got me a second time on this one! LOL
Agrimorfee - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Not Baaaaaaad.
Arwen - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTY...Jeff. You know that I love you. But this still turns my stomach. But I love you. Know that. =)
EmiLoca - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Hahaha GEEZ Jeff. This one was pun-tastic and, well... actually, predictable, for you, but still great. :D Would you believe me if I told you my security code was "BAA"?
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, crazy title, but as was almost everything you did last year fantastic
Invisible Boy - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Again I say...classic Jeff...
Do you think maybe your brother's sheep has a friend ?

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