It's not pronounced 'zee'
It's not pronounced 'zee'
It's not pronounced 'zee', it's a lie,
so now, just rectify, it's all on you.
Oh, it's not pronounced 'zee'
God knows, god knows - it's not pronounced 'zee'

Just roll out your tongue!
roll out your tongue for the first time,
say it now with me for real...
roll out your tongue.
God knows, God knows, just roll out your tongue.

It's strange, but it's true.
I just can't help that Zed's the real right way for you.
there's a way to be sure, now don't go out that door..
oh now it's not pronounced 'zee'
baby, it's not pronounced 'zee'
oh how it's not pronounced 'zee'

(bridge)

But still you speak wrong!
I can't get used to listening to, listening to, listening to you.
one more time!
you really should have known.
hey, God knows, got to make Zed be your own.
So baby can't you see?
It's not pronounced 'zee'

It's not pronounced 'zee'
I won't pronounce 'zee'
Yeah!
I won't..I won't...I won't...pronounce 'zee'