Elf: Hey, Santa, Christmastime is creeping up on us! Time to get to it, start workin' and do it! Ha ha, yeah boy!

Sleigh, how much can you hold?
North Pole, man it's really cold
Once again, it's time to deliver 'em
I'm givin' 'em, to the little ones
Me, bringin' toys to everyone
You want toy trains? Well I got some
I've got Hot Wheels, go and play with them and have some fun
A few Barbies and a Super-Soaker squirt gun
Now I'm feelin' real swell as I sing Jingle Bells
'Cause I checked over my list and said "Well...
...Johnny, you've been good this year, did what you're supposed to do
I've been watchin' you, you'll get a bike or two"
Loadin' up now, time to see the people
Home delivery, look up and see
Me in my sleigh as we fly in
Check it out, (yeah Santa c'mon!), here we go again

Wrap 'em up!
Bring the toys!
Wrap' em up!
(Hey Santa, this kid's been real bad, man!)
Bring the toys!
(They think they can be such brats but little do they know they could get coal for that!)

Now it gets me real mad if a kid's actin' badder than bad
They'll only get socks and some underwear
Jolly old soul, but you'll still get just soap on a rope
If you act like a dumb whiny dope
Listen, the elves singing while they make the presents
That the children are all asking me for
I've got to carry those boxes and packages
Across the country, and each year there's more
Kids try to stay up late (come on now!)
They're gonna have to wait, 'til they're in bed tonight
Takeoff positions, no time for practice
Jam the toys in the sack, 'cause it's time to start Christmas

Wrap 'em up!
Bring the toys!
Wrap 'em up!
(Yo, Santa, dress heavy, it's chilly)
Bring the toys!
(I'm not kidding, it's freezing! Hey, you better start flying, Santa!)

Reindeer in front of me, houses are under me
Flying till morn, it's hard, through the snow storm, ya know
From Beverly Hills to the Lower East Side
I take the ride, the glide, land on your roof and slip inside
See, it's me, leavin' gifts underneath your Christmas tree
Presents for Tanya, for Steven, I got your toys, boy
Leave a Nintendo, ho ho ho, and a cool video, you know
Slide down your chimney, eat milk and cookies too
What'm I gonna do? Goin' down your chimney flue
New shoes for little Harold, puppies for Tim and Carol
Brand new CD players for D.J., Bradley and Stan
Got ya a new red, Rosebud snow sled
Blocks are for Melody and for Joe, also, yo
Max gets a new sax, listen to him solo
Get it together, merry Noel, time to go
Drop off the last present, time to make my exit

Wrap 'em up!
Bring the toys!
Wrap 'em up!
(Hey, they should know by now that only good kids get toys)
Bring the toys!
(Word up, then they write and start complaining, but they'll still get nothing for being little brats!)

On Comet! On Cupid! On Donner! On Blitzen!

Naughty or nice, I got a list, I checked it twice
Then I went to your house, dressed up in my red and whites
Christmas morning you rise, wake up and open your eyes
Next to your tree is your holiday surprise
December twenty-fifth, in came the reindeer
Waited all year, now Christmas is here
Hey, what did you get, got the brand new action figure
Open your new stuff, play your new games
All your presents, brought to you by you-know-who
No need to thank me for the presents that I gave to you
Hey, it's what I do
(Hey, yo, Santa, they should really say thank you
Another Christmas gone by, and we got to every house in ever country! Yeah, we did it, right in it, took it to the limit, y'know what I'm sayin'? And next year we'll have to deliver 'em all over again! So on Dasher, and on Dancer, and on Prancer...)