I guess I should've known by the way you combed your hair sideways
That you had no class
See, you're the kind of person that believes in crazy hairstyles
Perm it and weave it fast
I guess I must be dumb cause you had a hairnet full of curlers
Aquanet hairspray and mouse
And since it's Saturday night, you're gonna get some highlights
And I say, "What else you gonna do?"

And honey, you said Little Hair Barrettes!
Baby, you got no class
Little Hair Barrettes!
You need to find a style that's gonna last

I guess I should've closed my eyes when you drove me to the place
Where your tresses run free
Cause I felt a little ill when I saw all the pictures
Of the hairstyles that you picked out for me
Believe it or not, I started to worry
I wondered if my hair would look gay
But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
And I said - "Baby, can I have some hairspray?"
Oh yeah!

Little hair barrettes!
Baby, you got no class
Little Hair Barrettes!
You need to find a style that's gonna last (Oh, oh)

(Hair Dresser)
With a dye-job like this, lookin' kinda pale
Cuz it's on the verge of turnin' green
Sit down, baby, hand me some grease!
I'm gonna try to tame your tangle up, nappy weave!

Little hair barrettes!
Baby, you got no class
Little Hair Barrettes!
You need to find a style that's gonna last hey hey

Little Hair Barrettes!
Honey, you got to slow down (Got to slow down)
Little hair Barrettes!
Cuz if you don't, you're gonna run that freaky weird hair-style into the ground
(Little Hair Barrettes)
Right down to the ground (Honey, you got to slow down)
You, you, you got to slow down
(Little Hair Barrettes)
You know that you ain't got no class, no class
Need to find a style that's gonna last!

Girl, you got a style like I never seen, ow!
And the hair...
I say the hair is so GREEN, must be usin' Afro-sheen!

Ow!
Baby, you got no class
Little Hair Barrettes
You need a style, you need a style that's, uh, that's gonna last
(Little Hair Barrettes)
Babe, you got to slow down (you got to slow down)
Little hair Barrettes
Cuz if U don't, cuz if U don't
Your hair is gonna fall right onto the ground (Right onto the ground)
Right onto the ground (Right onto the ground)
Right onto the ground (Right onto the ground)

Little hair Barrettes, oh