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Yeah

I was cleaning the floor in a European store
Thinking 'bout Mrs. Muffet
She told me before that she really wanted more
Of those fancy curds and weigh

When I was doing nothin', she came in asking for somethin'
But stranger than the day before
That's when I saw her, ooh, i saw her
She ran smack into the door, the door

She asked for her
Curds and weigh
It's next to the cheese in my European store
Curds and weigh
And even luke-warm she asked for more and more
Curds and weigh
She really loves it

Built like she was
She was driven to ask me
If the curds and weigh were low in fat
So, look here
I opened up the back of the car
And-a i put them curds
Where the spare-tire sat

I said now, Mrs. Muffet, she sat on her tuffet
But along came something very whack
She was frightened to death
But then she followed her sense
And she gave that spider a smack

She loves them
Curds and weigh
There next to the cheese in my European store
Curds and weigh
Even if they were luke-warm she wanted more and more
Curds and weigh
She really loves it

When she came back, she had stitches in her head
From her accident involving the door
Her pain-killers drowned out everything she sees
And she neary got hit by a car

Listen
They say the curds and weigh are disgusting
But I tell ya
If I got to try them once again
I wouldn't change a bite
'Cause baby, they are quite
Tasty, and I give them a 10

(Curds and weigh-EIGH!)
They're next to the cheese (They're next to the cheese)
In my European store (In my European store)
Oh no no
(Curds and weigh, and i'll eat them even if they were warm)
Where have all the curds and weigh gone?
Yeah (curds and weigh-EIGH!)

She really...she really...she really loves it!

(Curds and weigh-EIGH!)
No no no
No no no (They're next to the cheese in the European store)
(Curds and weigh)
Tell me
Where have all the curds and weigh gone? (Even if they were warm, i would ask for more)
(Curds and weigh)
She really loves...