You know for dinner
A burger and fries would be good
But I rather eat a piece of wood
Than these carrots
And you say you like this stew
That’s made with fresh tofu
This rubbery brew
That I must chew

I hunger
For taters and a t-bone steak
I’m sick of veggies on this plate
I can’t eat roots
And tomatoes can’t relate
To bacon, that is true
I’m going to lunch soon

Kate, Don’t you feed me…
Baked onionskins
Dropped the knife and fork
Won’t touch the lettuce
All those beans, I’ll ignore
Like the cavemen
Munch on beef and pork
Please Katie…
No Tofu Turkey!!!

You know I call dudes
Like Papa John's and Dominoes
Because the crap you make is gross
That pumpkin smeared goo
That just tastes absurd to me
In vegetable chili
It makes me fear you

What Katie you eat…
Tastes like “Poison”
Peas and corn you’ve poured
You won’t eat fishes
They were alive once before
It’s my lament
Food that you adore
It’s worse than
Damn Tofu Turkey!

Emirl please hop in your car and come cook for me!!!

Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Ewwwww!!!!

I’d much rather be…
In the Drive-Thru
Inside a Food Court
Perhaps at Sonny’s
Where I buy that pulled pork, pork, PORK!!!!
At the Ball Game
I’ll eat hotdogs galore
Please Katie…
Don’t feed that to me!

Yuck!

But Katie…
That tastes disgusting!

Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

No Katie!
No Tofu Turkey!!!

Burp!

Ewwwwwwww…

“Meat’s the food that I like Katie”
Oh-Yeah!