Lousy lover--I caught a peeping tom boo-ing me
Ask my mother--Had morning sickness AFTER I was born
I’m a lousy lover--”I got a headache” say the hookers
Just ask my father--a poster boy boy for birth control

I’m the kind of guy they dream of
Guy to time an egg with
Don’t get no respe-ect
I’ll never get it
She likes it in the back seat
Long as I am driving
Get no respe-ect
Oh, I’m a defect

A girl called to ask me “Come over, come over”
“There’s nobody home here, and I’m ready!”
I went right away
No one was home!

I’m a lousy lover--I caught a peeping tom boo-ing me
Ask my mother--Had morning sickness AFTER I was born
I’m a lousy lover--”I got a headache” say the hookers
Just ask my father--a poster boy boy for birth control

Tell ya, came home to my wife once
Saw a naked jogger
I said “What’s the deal, Bud?”
“Keeping it real, Bud?”
“No, I was with a girly”
“But you came home early”
Don’t get no respe-ect
Oh, no respec-e-ect

My mom didn’t feed me, breast feed me, feed me
Just liked me as a friend, oh this is what she told me
I get sex like steak
Ever so rare......

I’m a lousy lover--I caught a peeping tom boo-ing me
Ask my mother--Had morning sickness AFTER I was born
I’m a lousy lover--”I got a headache” say the hookers
Just ask my father--a poster boy boy for birth control