Song Parodies -> "One More Bath"

Original Song Title:

"One More Night"

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Original Performer:

"One More Bath"

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The Lyrics

With all apologies to Phil Collins who made so many memorable songs with Genesis and as a solo artist. I keep thinking there might be a whiff of truth to the rumors. Why else would his ex wife put that out there?

One more bath, one more bath
I've been hiding oh so long don't you know
I've lost my sex appeal
And if I'm rancid, if I stink, just turn your back
Cause you know that I reak.

Please give me one more bath, give me one more bath
I need a bath or I'll smell forever
Give me just one more bath, mmm just one more bath
I need a bath or I'll smell forever.

I haven't showered for so long
A warning sign.....to anyone that I might know
And I was wondering why she would want to sue
Then I thought maybe its my cologne?

Please give me one more bath, give me just one more bath
Oh, one more bath or I'll smell forever
Please give me one more bath, ooh just one more bath
I need a bath or I'll smell forever
Give me one more bath, give me just one more bath
I need a bath or I might smell forever.

I'll never brush my teeth
After I've eaten my food
And if you're staying away
Who could blame you.

Give me one more bath, give me just one more bath
Oh, one more bath or I'll smell forever
I know I've been so maligned and I feel very ashamed
But I guess I'll never learn
If I could go back in time than you wouldn't be here
Cos marriage is for the birds.

Give me just one more bath, give me just one more bath
One more bath or I might smell forever
Give me just one more bath, give me just one more bath
I need a bath or I might smell forever.

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