There's a film that gives you a fright
All the time, Su-Suspiria, oh, oh
It's Technicolor frame by frame
(That Ar)gento must be quite insane, Su-Suspiria, oh, oh

Tanz Dance Acad'my, she'll be there
Pat will give her such a scare
Suzy Bannion, scarred for life
Miss Tanner's nice, but she's just kind of stern
Su-Suspiria, the plot will turn, oh, Su-Suspiria

Some of you will be too young
The school's a witch coven, Su-Suspiria, oh, oh
Ooh, go with Synapse, right color time
That disc is mighty fine, Su-Su-Suspiria, oh, oh

Ah, the plot makes less sense, less sense now
The music by Goblin, so I don't care how
Cinematog'phy, hope you're prepared
Helena Markos, ain't Italians fun? Su-Suspiria
The plot will turn, oh, Su-Su-Suspiria, oh

(Horn interlude)
*Scary nursery rhyme from 1977 U.S. trailer*
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
But the Iris is the Flower
Which will mean the end of YOOUUUU!!!

Ah, the only thing more terrify
Than last 12 minutes are first 92, Su-Suspiria
Don't say you weren't warned, oh, Su-Su-Suspiria
It's a Latin word, oh, Su-Suspiria
Those Goblin chords, oh, S-Su-Suspiria, oh, oh, oh

That Goblin score
Italian horr... or
Jim Carter's term

S-Su-Suspiria, Su-Suspiria
Su-Suspiria, Su-Suspiria
Suspiria, Su-Suspiria

D minor chord, Su-Suspiria
The final 12, oh
First 92...

(Fade out)