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Song Parodies -> "A Goofy Kind Of Rug"
Original Song Title:
"A Groovy Kind Of Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Phil Collins
Parody Song Title:
"A Goofy Kind Of Rug"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
when I'm looking bald,
The hair club that I called
was lined up wall to wall
eggheads one and all
this guy next to me, has a "comb me over"
looks like my dog rover,
wouldn't you agree, all these guys like me
have a goofy kind of rug
anytime I want to, I can stick it onto
any head I want to, any one at all
when cold wind whips, and I start to worry
will it stay upright
wouldn't you agree, all these guys like me
have a goofy kind of rug
now that I'm at home, I can show my dome,
beacuse I'm all alone, my head's just skin and bone
wash my rug with jam, doesn't really matter,
I should wear a hat or, I shouldnt care
wouldn't you agree, all these guys like me
have a goofy kind of rug
have a goofy kind of rug
The hair club that I called
was lined up wall to wall
eggheads one and all
this guy next to me, has a "comb me over"
looks like my dog rover,
wouldn't you agree, all these guys like me
have a goofy kind of rug
anytime I want to, I can stick it onto
any head I want to, any one at all
when cold wind whips, and I start to worry
will it stay upright
wouldn't you agree, all these guys like me
have a goofy kind of rug
now that I'm at home, I can show my dome,
beacuse I'm all alone, my head's just skin and bone
wash my rug with jam, doesn't really matter,
I should wear a hat or, I shouldnt care
wouldn't you agree, all these guys like me
have a goofy kind of rug
have a goofy kind of rug
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I don't get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malcolm, this is a funny one; Bob Geldof wannabe--are you serious that you don't know the term "rug" is slang for hair piece or wig? Now maybe you can enjoy it, armed with this information.
The title alone was worth 3 of the 4 I gave you. And if IWIWBG doesn't get it, good! That means he's still got his hair!
FANTASTIC GROOVY PARODY MAAAN! This is the grooviest groovin' goofy rug song I have ever read or heard ~ Im just wondering now whether you a) groove to get down? or b) get down to groove? ~ in order to write such grooviocious gold groove groves such as these! Any answers please to http://love.lycos.co.uk/lovelycos/personal.jsp?id=groove_me THE GROOVY GROOVIN' GROOVER GIRL - GROOVE_ME xx
Absolutely awesome.
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