You know I hate it when it starts to happen
But it always slips out through my end, yeah
All this time I held it in tight
I farted and it won't dry

Now I...
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains brown
Brown on me
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains
Stains brown
With pee now
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains brown
Brown on me
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains on me

I knew I shouldn't have eaten that pie
Oh, I'll feel it tonight... yeah
Ooh, I hate it when I feel colon pain
And I shook when I walked in the den, yeah

Now I...
When I eat that dish, it just stains brown
Brown on me
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains
Stains brown
With pee now
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains brown
Brown on me
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains on me

When the squirting's gone
Some's hanging on, then slides
And I know...
While relievin' me when it's leavin' me
Through every night and day
I'm just dropping bombs with time

'Cause I know
I blow
And never want to leave all these stains
And I really hate this color brown
Oooh no...

'Cause I know all the farts will start
I know I never want to squirt this again

Now I...
When I eat that dish, it just stains brown
Brown on me
Straining when I squish, it just stains
Stains brown
With pee now
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains brown
Brown on me
Messy when I squish, it just stains brown
Stains brown all on me

(Stains)
(Stains)
Just stains brown on me
Just makes it stain brown
When it drains down
I'm an @$$ clown
Ooohhh no

[more adlibbing about the stains until fading out]