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Song Parodies -> "Another Pair Of Fuzzy Dice"

Original Song Title:

"Another Day In Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Another Pair Of Fuzzy Dice"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

she saw cars driving down the street..
how can they see me?
they are pink, and our eyes cannot meet
a new pair, can you tell me?
they drive on, seen from the back,
on the string, double six seen
starts the speakers mounted under the seats,
rap sounds of has beens...

oh they're nice, just another pair of new clean fuzzy dice
oh they're nice just another pair of new and cleaner fuzzy dice
so think about it

she calls out to the car on the street.. where can I buy them?
missing dots, on her pair ,not so neat.. can I replace them?

oh they're nice, just another pair of new clean fuzzy dice
oh they're nice just another pair of new and cleaner fuzzy dice
so think about it


oh lord is there nothing more anybody can do?
lord, there must be something you can say

you can tell by the dust on the ones, how long they've been there
needs a vacuum or a new fuzzy face then reinstalled right back in there

oh they're nice, just another pair of new clean fuzzy dice
oh they're nice just another pair of new and cleaner fuzzy dice
so think about it

just another pair of new clean fuzzy dice
just another pair of new clean fuzzy dice
just another pair of new clean fuzzy dice
just another pair of new clean fuzzy dice
just another pair of new clean fuzzy dice
just another pair of new clean fuzzy dice

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MrMacphisto - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing was slightly off, but it was very funny

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