DOG SITTER

You sure have a mean Dane
Shedding fur on my nice slacks
And I’m cleaning urine stains drying
For that mutt just sneak attacks
Every time you call me
I come caring for your breed

He sure has a big pooper
Making giant mounds, all around the yard
You could have a smaller dog humping
On my leg, he's not my friend

I have to be your Dog Sitter -This job is really lame
Don’t want to be your Dog Sitter -I should really charge more money

Sniffing round his dog dish
Thinks he gets fed expensive meat
Everything is dee-lish
And the garbage is a treat

I have to be your Dog Sitter-This job is really lame
Play “chase the ball” This Dog Sitter-I can’t get no rest

Again with pee---A Dog Sitter--This job is not all that funny
I’m a Dog Sitter--Let the be no jokes about it
Dog—dog—Dog Sitter

I want a rabbit (He wants a rabbit)
Pet that swims (Pet that swims)
At least an earmuff (barking needs earmuffs)
I’m still op’nin’ tins (He should be op’ning tins)
Oh, won’t you sit for me? ( Sit for he)
I just might pet you (Might pet you)
Roll for me (Roll for he)
No reward for you (naught for you)
Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, another yip!
Only you, you’ve been making poo
I’m gonna take a shower
Soap, soap up that shower
I’ve been feeding the doggie
I’ve been feeding the doggie
Is what I’m doing, doing
All day and night, come on and help this pooch
Come on and help this pooch
FIDO!