You could be my pound cake
If you’d just give me a piece
I can make your muffin bake, sugar
And turn it a bright cerise

Give it to me honey
I love anything that’s sweet

You can be my cream crumpet
Piping hot with steam, and a dream in bed
I can make your cinnabuns, sticky
If I could just touch your spread

You wanna be my Gum Cobbler?
Come on and play my game
Oh won’t you be my Gum Cobbler
It would be my pleasure Honey

Let me see some cheesecake
And I will fill your donut hole
I will be your beef cake
You know we’d me make a great casserole

You wanna be my Gum Cobbler?
Come on and blow my brains
Oh won’t you be my Gum Cobbler
Put your lips to work
You gotta be my Gum Cobbler
You can lick my jelly tree
Your my Gum Cobbler
Come on and wrap your mouth around it

Gum... Gum... Gum Cobbler

My tongue is magic
Makes you grin
You got a sweet muff
I like diving in, you love swallowin’
Oh won’t you swallow me
And I will coddle you
Swallow me, and I will coddle you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m doing you
Lovely you
I’ve been ‘kneading’ you
Love to kiss your flower
Kiss, kiss, on your flower, hey
I love seeding your oven
I love seeding your garden
I love to kiss your flower, kissing you
Come on, come on, love me do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
I love kneading your body
I am needing you hottie
I knead good lovin’, lovin’
From dusk to dawn