You can be a real bane. . .
Help us go further off track.
You can blow hot air refrains,
Empty and with meaning lack.

If that is your calling,
Then you’ll do things appalling.

You can be a big lipper,
Shouting clownish lout with dubious friends.
You can be a bumbling carp, bumbling;
This abuse lex[icon] never ends.

Each time you speak, it’s sludgeyammer,
Both doltish and inane.
Your yells. . .no meaning: sludgeyammer. . ,
Just another jesting phony—
Be like Foley: goose page.
Go on a take-in-money spree,
Open up your stooge –phage,*
And then spew some douchebag mimicry.

Each time you screech, it’s sludgeyammer,
Both oafish and insane.
Your kvetching is schmuckyammer—
Please give it a rest!
It’s blowing-hot-air sludgeyakker,
Just another jesting phony.
Naught but sludgeblather,
Let there be no doubt about it.

Sludge-, shmutzblather**

You’re in the habit—
Bullshitting;
There’s never new stuff,
Same old yammering,
Same old blathering,
So, blow smoke as you speak,
And I’ll be goading you,
Blowhard, speak, I’ll keep roasting you.

Blah, blah, blah. . . .

I do mean roasting you—
You’re a bumbling stooge.
Once you’re put in power,
You go on a power trip.
Worse than the stealin’, griftin’,
And all the sleazy liftin’
From our pocketbooks is that you
Drone on, drone on. . .yelping spew.

Blah, blah, blah. . . .spew.

Worse than stealin’ and griftin’
Is the screechin’ kibitzin’,
And you are doing spewing
All day and night.


*mouth, sort of. –phage is a combing form meaning “a thing that devours.”
**shmutz: dirt, filth