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Song Parodies -> "Today, I Dealt With Many Stupid Guests"
Original Song Title:
"Tonight, I Celebrate My Love For You"
Original Performer:
Peabo Bryson and Roberta Flack
Parody Song Title:
"Today, I Dealt With Many Stupid Guests"
Parody Written by:
experiment626
The Lyrics
For those that work at theme parks
WOMAN: Today, I dealt with many stupid guests
They love to ask me such stupid questions.
MAN: Today, I had guest situations
They leave their brains back at home.
BOTH: Because they're idiots
WOMAN: Today, the guests were mentally absent
I say, that is some really f**ked up shit
MAN: Today, so many foreigners came
Who don't speak English, What a shame!
BOTH: They are such idiots
BOTH: Today, I dealt with many stupid guests
Lots of them were lost, physically and mentally too
Today, there was no shame from some guests
Lots of them were so rude
And gave me attitude
WOMAN: Today, I dealt with many stupid guests
No brains, no common sense, and "no habla ingles"
MAN: Today, I got mean with some guests
Who need a darn brain surgeon
To give them brain transplants
BOTH: Today, I dealt with many stupid guests
Lots of them were lost, physically and mentally too
Today, there was no shame from some guests
Lots of them were so rude
And gave me attitude
Today, I dealt with many stupid guests
They love to ask me such stupid questions.
MAN: Today, I had guest situations
They leave their brains back at home.
BOTH: Because they're idiots
WOMAN: Today, the guests were mentally absent
I say, that is some really f**ked up shit
MAN: Today, so many foreigners came
Who don't speak English, What a shame!
BOTH: They are such idiots
BOTH: Today, I dealt with many stupid guests
Lots of them were lost, physically and mentally too
Today, there was no shame from some guests
Lots of them were so rude
And gave me attitude
WOMAN: Today, I dealt with many stupid guests
No brains, no common sense, and "no habla ingles"
MAN: Today, I got mean with some guests
Who need a darn brain surgeon
To give them brain transplants
BOTH: Today, I dealt with many stupid guests
Lots of them were lost, physically and mentally too
Today, there was no shame from some guests
Lots of them were so rude
And gave me attitude
Today, I dealt with many stupid guests
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Okay, but could have been better if there had been examples of the dumb questions or comments. Like, maybe..."One didn't know Mickey was a Mouse" and maybe rhymbe that with "louse"?
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