Used To Call Her Al

A girl walks down the street
She says something is lost in the middle now
Something is lost in the middle
All of her life it was so hard
But she had an operation you see
A re-assignment surgery
Don’t wanna end up a shemale in a female graveyard
Boneslicer, bonedicer
Molding the poon tight
Scars she prays won’t show no more
No more clear jelly clear jelly, cut these nuts away from me
Let’s go, now I’ve got the stuff, so use me like a whore

I can be a naughty bard, she can have a new canal
We can call her Betty, and ready when you call her
Used to call her Al

A man walks down the street he says
He needs another dimension
Like a sort of gender re-invention
But would his right be so wrong?
There’s his wife and family…
What if he don't like?
He wants a new model, but once the old model is gone, s’gone.
He stuffs back down his Bali with some fancy schmancy piece of silicone
Should have known all along, eventually this would happen since
There were bents and inclinations

I can be a naughty bard, he can be a brand new gal
We can call her Betty,and ready when you call her
Used to call her Al
Now a gal

(penny whistle solo.....no, really)

A man walks down the street
With his feet in a strange world
Where the lines are blurred world
Freaky and spaz "dudes" all around
Giving him a headache
He sees no normalcy
He’s in a foreign land
He is confounded by the sounds around
Fellas with a painted face
Smatterings of some indignation
He looks around with a frown
He hears someone giving a stern lecture
Speaking of affinity
He says hey man, how you doin’

I can be a naughty bard, this looks like a car-ni-val
We can call ‘em Betty, they’re ready when you call ‘em
Used to call ‘em Al

Call ‘em

Na na na na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, nanana na na na, na na na na, na na na na na na

Mm, mm. Mm, mm. Mm, mm. Mm, mm.

I can be a naughty bard
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
We can call ‘em Betty
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-ooo

I can be a naughty bard
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
We can call ‘em ready
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-ooo