Song Parodies -> "My Pet Bag"

Original Song Title:

"My Brave Face"

Original Performer:

"My Pet Bag"

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The Lyrics

Dedicated to my suffering, frustrated daughters, who want a dog but can't get one because I'm allergic...even to poodles!

My pet
My pet
My pet bag

Pups and kitties I love
Dad's allergic to them all, and they just make him sneeze
So I can't have a pet and I really am bummed

I've been doing the pounds
Jealous of the dog-walk crowd
Walk the street with a leash
Now the wind starts to blow all around me.
Lookit! Here is a sack!

Hair and dander banish dad and so I have to be inventive
The answer is blowing in the wind
Plastic bag is coming down the street
It seems like it has followed me...
...I'll adopt it...

So I brought it home and then
Introduced my new best friend
Daddy is laughing so hard and he
Can't keep a straight face
Dad say "hi" to my pet bag
You can't sneeze at my pet bag
My pet, my pet, my pet bag!

I should give it a name
Maybe call it Ziplock II
Or maybe call it Hefty
Take it for a walk
Don't have to clean up 'cause it doesn't poop.

Ever since I got my bag I'm trying to
propose it mate so I could breed more bag-pets
of its kind
It would be fantastc
I'd breed both paper and plastic
Who needs puppies? This bag's mine!

So I brought it home and then
Introduced my new best friend
Daddy is laughing so hard and he
Can't keep a straight face
Dad say "hi" to my pet bag
You can't sneeze at my pet bag
My pet, my pet, my pet bag!
My pet bag

By Mason "besides, who'd write the parodies while I'm walking the dog?" Resnick

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alvin rhodes - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

very zen...5s

Heather Mills - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

This was so funny it almost made me forget that Paul has locked me out!

John Barry - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Sackré bleu, this is funny!

MasonR - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Alvin & John! Heather: Chill, lady.

Stuart McArthur - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment

out and out zany, MasonR, and funny comment from Heather -and I wish I'd thought of "allergic" - I used "don't like them" and it never stopped my kids from getting their destructive pooh-machine - 555

Peregrin - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment

Interesting take on the subject, Mason ! I am glad no-one has given this a bagging. :)

MasonR - June 02, 2010 - Report this comment

Update, 4 years later: My wife and I finally gave in and got a poodle, after I got a round of allergy shots. My girls are happy. And now I know what the bag's for: to pick up the poop!

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