You may like these pairings but I disagree.
I like my types to have two legs, you think they're cute.
But these aren't for me.
I like to hang out and fight monsters.
And you're just alright.
I like to sleep soundly.
And you howl all night.


I'm sorry but this ain't gonna last.
Cuz you've got four legs.
And i've only got two.
Maybe if you were anthro, then i'd consider.
But our relationship won't work I have doubts.
But hey, i'm sorry that this didn't work out.


This won't do, it's not just right.
You can have them back.
We don't go together, i'm not a zoophiliac.
And you know.
It's disgusting, as a matter of fact.
We won't go togethr, i'm no zoophiliac.


Who picked these for me should have been fired.
Sulley sheds all over the floor.
Gloria's ass gets stuck in the door.
I think Queen Ellinor is a bore.

If you think this lion's got the loudest roar.

Then you haven't heard Simba snore.


These non-morphic types don't go with me.
You think it's cute but I disagree.

Yeah, your hugs were cute at first.
But I think you're obsessed.

You know that these pairings won't do.
Because I like mine to have two legs.

You're all fur and fluff.
I must ask for this 'Is this a joke'.
Things in common, sorry not a single one.
But hey nice try, I just don't find these fun.


This won't do, it's not just right.
You can have them back.
We don't go together, i'm not a zoophiliac.
And you know
It's disgusting, as a matter of fact.
We won't go together, i'm no zoophiliac.
We'll never be together, because i'm no zoophiliac.


A you know it
Honey, this won't work.
We won't be together.
We don't go together.


Baby, let me tel youl...I think your claws are too long.
You drip mud everywhere and your BO's too strong.
Louis the alligator told me that he was gay, I said 'since when'.
The only gay I know with a voice that deep is named Glenn.


No, please slow down.
Please take it back.
I don't think I told you, i'm not a zoophiliac.
And you know.
It's oh so disgusting, it's a matter of fact.
It shouldn't work, i'm not a zoophiliac.


Please don't touch me.
Take a few more steps back.
Because i'm not a zoophiliac.
It's oh so disgusting, it's a matter of fact.

It shouldn't work, i'm not a zoophiliac.

And you know
It's grotesque and disgusting, it's a matter of fact.
That I am not a zoophiliac.


No no, please stop this.
Take several steps back.
Because you know that i'm not a zoophiliac.
And it's absurd, and that's a fact.
Has no one told him i'm not a zoophiliac.



Take this shipping away.
Please take it back.
I'm no zoophiliac.
We don't go together.
We don't belong together.
Cuz i'm no zoophiliac.


Please take it back.

I'm no zoophiliac.

We don't go together.

We don't belong together.

Cuz i'm no zoophiliac.

This pairing is grotesque and wrong.

I won't make out with them.
Cuz i'm no zoophiliac.
I said...'i'm no zoophiliac.'