Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Their only goal is to drive the Left insane.

In the White House, Tricky Dick would roam,
Sippin' bourbon, making power his own,
He'd raise a glass, with a sly little grin,
But little did we know, it was just the beginnin'.

A few years on, a tale to be told,
A right-winger's plot, both cunning and bold,
They planted cocaine in the halls of might,
To tarnish the Left, with all their might.

Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Their only goal is to drive the Left insane.

But the truth emerged, like the morning sun,
The scheme unraveled, their plan undone,
Biden's administration, strong and steady,
They rose above the dirt, they remained ready.

Just like Travers sang, in days of old,
We won't let deception take a stronghold,
United we stand, against those who deceive,
In the face of adversity, we shall not grieve.

Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Their only goal is to drive the Left insane.

Let's rise above, the division they sow,
Focusing on progress, let's make it show,
Together we stand, no matter the test,
In unity, we'll find strength and rest.

Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Their only goal is to drive the Left insane.

So let's not be fooled, by tricks and lies,
We'll move ahead, with hope in our eyes,
The nation strong, despite the games they play,
In the end, truth and justice will have their say.