Phil Coulson, Phil Coulson (Phil Coulson)
First name is "Agent", first name is "Agent" (First name is "Agent")
One man, one man (one man)
Unflappable, unflappable (unflappable)
Strong, he'll stand, strong, he'll stand (strong, he'll stand)
Coulson, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., Coulson, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Coulson, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.)
Whoa-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh

Eight years on
Ever since Iron Ma-an One
Who would've ever thought, so-o-on
We'd all be lovin'
Coulson, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

He's not some rookie jo-oke
No eyebrow he'd rai-aise
To Tony Sta-ark's snarky-y rants
Or the Destroyer, no-o
He's seen lots in his da-ay
And he's kicked his fair share o-of ass
Not even, not even back sta-ab's a surprise
Well, it is, just a touch
But that gun's a-awesome, right?

Phil Coulson
Fancy suit without a scratch
He'll tase you if you're a twa-at
Coulson, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Part was small
Proved he was the best of a-a-all
Huge metaphorical ba-a-alls
All while just smirkin'
Coulson, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Might've been killed by Jo-oss
In his usual wa-ay
Slayin' who the fa-ans like
But some smart Marvel bo-oss
Decided that was la-ame
And brought him back to-o life
And then what's even cooler, I've rea-ead Phil's the boss
Of S.H.I.E.L.D., he-e's the director
But that's all I've got

Haven't watched
The TV shows at all, man
Though it's in my future pla-ans
To watch "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."
I still love
Watchin' him hold on a-a call
While hearin' Nat Romano-o-off
Kickin' ass, waitin'
Coulson, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Though he spawned
From the MCU, his fans
Got him to the-e comic sta-ands
Coulson, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
He's moved on
To cartoons as well, that ro-o-ocks
Full-on part of the mytho-o-os
I think that's awesome