I know this dude who's plain nutty into conspiracies
"The Moon Landing was false
Check my PC screen!"
"JFK
Was hit by a magic bullet
Our nation was duped
This photo proves it!"

Theories of a crackpot
These are the theories
Of a crackpot
Smoking lots of bad pot
Messed up his brain!

"There's Martians out there marching
So be prepared
They'll melt your brain that's why I wear
This strange crown made from duct tape
Won't be the snack of aliens"

Hearing insane crackpots
These dumb theories of a crackpot
Head is filled up with snot
Sounding so crazed

"There's an alive Elvis Presley, Death was all trickery
So sick of topping charts
He used surgery"
"Before you whip out your crotch
For your sexy date
You'd better make sure
She's not the lizard race!"

Listening to crackpots
Sounds odd, Theories spewed by crackpots
They think we don't know squat
While their lies spray

"Terrorists have been caught
Thanks to these theories spewed by crackpots"
Is that true? I think not!
Such a HEADACHE!!!