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Song Parodies -> "Hit Him with a Chest Shot"
Original Song Title:
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pat Benatar
Parody Song Title:
"Hit Him with a Chest Shot"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I was going to stop beating a dreaded horror, but when I saw that no one's targeted this OS. . . .
Well he's a real putz pussy; "other priorities"
Had he during 'Nam. . .now "pro-military."
A license?! He's the VP--"Screw it!"
Turned 'round to shoot but really blew it.
Hit him with a chest shot,
The wild man hit him with a chest shot,
Hit him with a chest shot
And in the face.
The gun's big round gunned him down; pellets did flare,
For hours, they kept it off the air.
There is lead now in Harry's vein;
Will he get back on his feet again?
Hit him with a chest shot,
The wild man hit him with a chest shot,
Hit him with a chest shot,
Fired at one pace.
Harry's a real tough cookie, punched pulmonarily,
If pellets pierce his heart while he's in IC,
By then the D.A. might have brought a Dick-hit case.
Dick by then will be cached in his hiding place.
Dick is not the best shot,
Dick hit a good friend with a chest shot.
Hunt with Dick? You'd best not--
Run away!!!
Had he during 'Nam. . .now "pro-military."
A license?! He's the VP--"Screw it!"
Turned 'round to shoot but really blew it.
Hit him with a chest shot,
The wild man hit him with a chest shot,
Hit him with a chest shot
And in the face.
The gun's big round gunned him down; pellets did flare,
For hours, they kept it off the air.
There is lead now in Harry's vein;
Will he get back on his feet again?
Hit him with a chest shot,
The wild man hit him with a chest shot,
Hit him with a chest shot,
Fired at one pace.
Harry's a real tough cookie, punched pulmonarily,
If pellets pierce his heart while he's in IC,
By then the D.A. might have brought a Dick-hit case.
Dick by then will be cached in his hiding place.
Dick is not the best shot,
Dick hit a good friend with a chest shot.
Hunt with Dick? You'd best not--
Run away!!!
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Great one John, this may be the definitive Cheney incident parody. Soon he'll be in his undisclosed location hiding from the DA, I'm sure.
Wow! AmiRight authors are firing both barrels on this topic, and haven't run out of ammo yet!
555s! Let's hope ol' Harry pulls through--or else all these great parodies won't be funny any more!
bang up job
555, what MasonR said. I especially like the last lines of your parody about not hunting with Cheney.
Yet, another good quail tale..fives
three silver bullets and three 5's
Thanks, Adam, JD, Mason, Alvin, Stephen, AFW, Carol.
Another good one about this, 5's
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