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Song Parodies -> "Hit Me With Your Wet Snot!"
Original Song Title:
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Original Performer:
Pat
Parody Song Title:
"Hit Me With Your Wet Snot!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Well, that's a real rough boogie
With a strong ’cosity,
Snakelike it departs quite serpentinely.
That’s outré; how’s it you grew it?
It’s getting loose and now you spew it.
Hit me with your wet snot,
Why did you hit me with your wet snot?!
Sticky is your wet snot—
Dry one? No way!
You grow one and you blow one from your rhin lair;
It’s nose waste; some’s in my hair!
Hawking up’s an OK game,
But jetting that’s worse than acid rain.
Hit me with your wet snot,
Why did you hit me with non-sec snot?!
Sticks to me, your wet snot—
Why did you spray?
Well, it’s a real rough loogie
With a strong ’cosity,
Snakelike it departs quite serpentinely.
It’s outré, just now I flew it—
To paraphrase: the other goo fits.
Hit you with a wet shot,
Coughed up and hit you with a wet shot;
Sticking is that wet shot
Fired away.
With a strong ’cosity,
Snakelike it departs quite serpentinely.
That’s outré; how’s it you grew it?
It’s getting loose and now you spew it.
Hit me with your wet snot,
Why did you hit me with your wet snot?!
Sticky is your wet snot—
Dry one? No way!
You grow one and you blow one from your rhin lair;
It’s nose waste; some’s in my hair!
Hawking up’s an OK game,
But jetting that’s worse than acid rain.
Hit me with your wet snot,
Why did you hit me with non-sec snot?!
Sticks to me, your wet snot—
Why did you spray?
Well, it’s a real rough loogie
With a strong ’cosity,
Snakelike it departs quite serpentinely.
It’s outré, just now I flew it—
To paraphrase: the other goo fits.
Hit you with a wet shot,
Coughed up and hit you with a wet shot;
Sticking is that wet shot
Fired away.
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Sitting here with a cold, I can appreciate this one.
All I can say is, EWW.!.gaggingly good
Snot bad at all! ;D
Some would fing gross, but creativity wise, it's 's"not!!!
Rotz hangen herunter von der nase! Funfs!
OOH, that reminds me, I better submit my parody of a similar subject. One of my earlier ones too. Anyway, back to this song. Well, the vocabulary is outstanding, I must say. The pacing on its own is very outstanding, and if you do understand what the more obscure/advanced words mean, you can praise the excellent lyrics that follow. My first given 5! Now for humor, it's pretty good. A bit vial in some parts, but other times, it was really good. Only thing I'll complain about is that there isn't much going on in the song itself. I mean like I said, the vocab is astonishing, but there just needs something...happening in it. Hard to describe. Well, either way, I'll still give the song overall a nice 5. I just wish I could indicate that when I give 5, it doesn't mean perfect, but pretty high up.
Yeah, I always like a good snot parody! 555 tissues
Much more palatable than the OS, which, considering the parody subject, shows you just what I think of the OS - ha ha.
You know, I was hoping someone would correct me, but I'll just do it myself. Vile**, sorry, I've played too much Warcraft recently, lol.
Fave: "not-sec" . Why, I'll bet there wasn't a dry eye -- or a dry anything-else --- in the house after reading TThis!
T1k: I'm in the same boat. . .chronic cold. AFW: Gag ya liked it. OMR: My nose thanks you. Mark: It's not gross, it's funny? Frederich: Danke schön. Cam: Your critique appreciated. Phil: TB? That snot TB? Meriadoc: Ditto on the OS, thanks. Cam: English homophonic orthography can be a killer. Mucus: You're comment made me laugh!
The loogie boogie. A great gag after a very, very long day. Thanks, Mr. Barry!
Qwoting OMR today: "That's totawy GWOOOS! [but vewwy humowous!]
Lol, you're just showing off to the crowd. Tsk, John, TSK! And yes, it can. But I was the first one to catch it, I'm guessing, so :PPPP. BTW, I don't play it anymore due to high school keeping me busy, so yeah, I should be able to get those little things right. Like one time I accidentally called someone a hippogryph for complaining extensively about tedious rants. EMBARRASSING!
This was a cleverly worded parody, sir. It is quite smashing to see such writing from ona as prolific on the site as you.
John Barry is *not* showing off. He has one of the largest -- probably THE largest - vocabularies of anyone here, and that is sometimes reflected in his parodies (even more so in the ones from a few years ago) and in his comments. It's quite natural to him.
Many readers agreed with the above sentiment when TT TribuTTed that vocabulary here:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/neildiamond51.shtml
Many readers agreed with the above sentiment when TT TribuTTed that vocabulary here:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/neildiamond51.shtml
This observation of olfactory office orifice outlets...
naah, I'll just say... ouch!
naah, I'll just say... ouch!
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